Deadpool #7

Deadpool #7
Written by Daniel Way and illustrated by Paco Medina
Published by Marvel Comics

This comic starts off with Deadpool’s friend Bob still drowning in the river after Tiger Shark attacked them. Deadpool wants to know how Bob found him and when Bob says he saw him on TV Deadpool only wanted to know how he looked. I thought it was really funny that they showed pictures with Deadpool being really stupid and then getting shot up and Bob says ‘you looked good’.

I like when Deadpool shot one of Tiger Shark’s fish people and he’s having this crazy dream with all this weird stuff going on in it. Deadpool and Bob are staying in a hotel and they are trying to figure out what they are going to do next. Deadpool knows that Tiger Shark is really tough and wants to figure out a way to beat him. Bob pulls a gun and points it off Deadpool and says that he’s working for someone even tougher than Tiger Shark. Deadpool isn’t scared because he took out all the bullets and put them some place else. He grabs the gun and tells Bob, ‘You think I’m stupid, Hans’. I laughed when he called Bob Hans. My favorite part was when Deadpool sees Tiger Shark coming to the hotel room and he tells Bob to get ready because he’s going to take a break to ‘drop the kids off at the pool’. That was so funny. He’s going to take a number two when Tiger Shark is coming to kill him and making Bob have to fight him instead.

Tiger Shark comes in the room and he’s yelling at Bob and wants to know where Deadpool is. He goes into the bathroom and looks behind the shower curtain because he thinks Deadpool is hiding there but he’s really hiding behind the door. I like that Deadpool’s stupid plan was to hide behind the door of the bathroom and then he pulls out a huge gun and aims it at Tiger Shark. There’s a big fight and Bob is no help at all and drops the gun and Deadpool has to start choking Tiger Shark with a curtain. Tiger Shark is way too tough for them so Deadpool just grabs the rifle and shoots him like six times. Then he tells Bob to give him a high five and when Bob puts his hand in the air Deadpool shoots him through the hand.

Deadpool is really mad because Bob was trying to kill him before and Bob said it was all Norman Osborn’s fault and that Osborn was the guy who was making all the people go after Deadpool. Osborn stole all the stuff that Deadpool found on the Skrull ship and Deadpool is mad because Osborn used the information to kill the Skrull queen to become a hero. I liked that Deadpool sends Osborn a note that’s telling him he’s very angry because Norman stole all the information about the Skrulls and he’s going to tell everyone about it unless Osborn pays him 100,000 million dollars. He also writes that he killed Bob, too. I don’t think he really killed him. Then Osborn is telling a bunch of his goons that they have to go after Deadpool.

Deadpool is always a good comic. He’s really funny and he fights really dorky bad guys like Tiger Shark and Bob and the part where he has to go to the bathroom was my favorite. I want to see how Deadpool beats Osborn and makes him nuts in the next issue.

My Rating: 9 out of 10